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Letter from a mother to her son in School - by Sanjiv Kanojia
A LONG LETTER
(This is a letter from a mother to her son at school)
Pyaare Putar,
I am writing this letter slow becoz I know that you can not read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I wouldn't be able to give you the address as the last who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.
The weather here is not too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it rained for three days and second time for four days. the coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the button, so we cut them off and put in the pocket.
We got the another bill from funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNRAL, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning, I have not found whether it is a boy or girl, so
I don't know whether you are aunt or uncle!
Your uncle Balwinder Singh fell in to a whisky vat. Some man tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
There isn't much more news at this time, nothing much
happened.
Love! Mom.
p.s. I was going to send some money, but the envelope was already sealed.
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Short Story Contest - by Sanjiv Kanojia
A
Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing a shortest story. The organizer had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. Religon, sex, suspense and
mystery.
Sardarji turn came after many attempts by other.
Sardarji gave a story, which was one sentence and read
" O God, my wife is going to deliver child."
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients!!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below: -
O, God: religion
My wife: sex
Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
" But where is the mystery?" asked one of the
organizer.
The sardarji replied: who is the father???