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A Love Poem - in commerce - by Anita Verma
Shaadi Ke Pehle----Shaadi Ke Baad ( in Hindi ) - by Anita Verma
In the journal of my heart
I have written an entry
Debiting your love and crediting my affection
Oh dear, you write the narrations
The first love I have already noted
On the ledger folio column
Our love is based on double entry system
You debit what comes in
I credit what goes out
Let us enter into a transaction
Your beauty will be the capital of our business
Your eyes the stock in trade & thus my partner, we'll increase ouir grade
My dear we are just like contra entry
You the debit side of me the credit side
Come my dear, let us rectify all our errors
And total the balance in our love sheet, without maintaining our suspense account
In the balance sheet of our life
Our children will be assets & liabilities
If they are girls we will call them sundry liabilities
And if we have a boy and a girl
Our balance sheet will tally automatically
And the auditors would clarify
" the accounts show a true and fair view of business
Conducted during a lifetime of wooing.
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - ye Maine Kya Kiya ?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Kagaz Ki Nao
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hain Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:-)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:-(
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
Shaadi ke Pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch kaam Karen
Something Interestig about Wives ??? - by Anita Verma
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water
in the carburetor."I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the
lake."The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "
You know, I was a fool when married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice."When a man steals your wife,
there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
You wish you had ordered that.Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never
get to prove it.A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, " Dad! I've
found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money,
a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and
then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out..."Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he
wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, give me a million
dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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