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Why Get Married - by Anita Verma
Favourite Lines - Anita Verma
Every man should get married sometime, after all
happiness is not the only thing in life
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets the more interested he is in her
A bachelor should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some should be happier than others.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
I don't worry about terrorism. I have been married for 32 years.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive
answers that your wife will give for free.
Bachelors know more about women than married men, if
they didn't, they would be married too.
Marriage is a three ring circus:
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffer Ring
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why
when a ten year married couple smiles, every one
wonders why.
Love is blind, but marriage is a eye opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife you
can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife.
We always hold hands. If i let go she stops.
Before marriage man yearns for the woman he loves,
After marriage the "y' becomes silent.
Doctor- You will be on your feet soon
Patient-I am ok now.
Barber- I'll be with you in 5 min.
Tailor- It'll be ready tomorrow.
Player -Just missed I
Student-No doubts at all
Ladies-I am just 19
Husband-My wife always nags me.
House wife- Do i have to do everything?
Men-I am next incharge after the boss
Father-Come home, I'll get you.
Son- I want it right now
Friend-Wish you all the best
Son-I want it right now.
Guest -No thanks, I am full
Servant-I'll do it right now.
Salesman-fully guaranteed
Librarian-Silence please
Therapist-It goes away like magic.
Principal-You'll be suspended for this
Lover- You're everything to me.
Priest-Love your enemies.
Employer-No vacancy
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