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Movie Names and Their Meanings     - by Anita Verma


Sajan chale Sasural :     Computer professional coming to US.
Himalaya Putra :     Firmly asking for $70k
Elan-E-Jung :     Asking for increment
Gupt :     Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants.
Sapnay :     Green card.
Sadma :     Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Deewana Mastana :     Project Manager - Team Leader.
Beta :     Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.
1942 a Love story :     Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai :     Staying in Canada, dreaming of US.
Rakhwala :     Project Manager.
Mr. Bechara :     Computer professional in Canada.
Zanzeer :     Company bond.
Himmatwala :     Breaking company bond.
Tohfa :     H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman :     Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand :     Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam :     Client, your company and you.
Shehanshah :     Bill Gates.
Admi Sadak Ka :     Jumping from company to company.
Dayawan :     Company paying full salary in bench
Anari :     Year2000 programmer.
Phool Aur Kaanten :     Microsoft - IBM.
Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj :     Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.
Maharaja :     Doctors who came to US in 70's
Hey-Ram :     Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun :     Illegal Immigrants in US
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya :     After staying in US for a Year.
Pardes :     India after 2 Years.
Daud :     Coming to US.
Rangeela :     After getting Green Card.
Bahaar Aane Tak :     Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.
Desh Premee :     Going back to India
Farz :     Going to India every year.
Pyaasa :     Longing for a Visa.
Agneepath :     Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar :     After coming from consulate with a Visa.
Bud Naseeb :     Not getting a Visa
Zakmee :     After getting rejected twice for a Visa.
Swarg Se Sundar :     on landing in US.
Ab Kya Hoga? :     Applied for Green Card too late.
Jallad :     INS People.
Kranti : Increase H-1 quota.
Main Khiladi Tu Anari :     You and Immigration  Officer.

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Man and Woman at the ATM     - by Anita Verma
How a man withdraws cash from ATM.

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away
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How a woman withdraws cash from ATM

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for = mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive on. > > > > > > > > >

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