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Love Life and Indian Advertisement Lines     - by Anita Verma


Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike

Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks.

If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia.

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca.

Girl says NO !
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda.

Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo.

If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna.- Rotomac.

If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.

Boy riding a bike with neighbor's girl
Neighbors envy owner's pride - Onida.

Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.

A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.

For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky.

For a guy 'r gal who hasn't yet found one
Dhoondte rehe jayo ge - Surf Exel

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Then & Now     - by Anita Verma
THEN: Blowing kisses across the balconies
Now: Blowing kisses across the internet

Then: The good old pigeon for delivering sweet nothings
Now: The latest cellular phone

Then: The faithfull horse to carry the couple to date point.
Now: The latest mercedes, of course.

Then: Ideal date- a single rosebud, sharing an icecream, looking into each other’s eyes.
Now: Ideal date-a bouquet of flowers, a pair of gold earings, a perfume, sharing an expensive dinner at Mountview, looking into the wallet

Then: Guy acts fresh, girl slaps
Now: Guy act fresh, girl calls other guy friends, gets guy bashed up

Then: Dad waiting at the door with lathi in hand.
Now: Dad waiting at the door with AK47 in hand.

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