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True Software Professional - by Gurpreet Singh
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or File name.
Wife : But I told in the mornin.......
Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
Wife : What about your salary?
Husband : File in use.
Wife : What about my new saree?
Husband : Variable not found.
Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation, Access Denied.
Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : It is by default.
Wife : By the way who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot
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The Punjab Times - by Gurpreet Singh
Todays Headlines
REPORTER : Banta Singh
Editor : Santa Singh
India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
Self-immolation best bet to reduce population : Dept. of Family Planning.
Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58%- Politicians.
Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst.
India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software.
Ramar Pillai produces Potassium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Potassium Permanganate.
No bombings in Kashmir today
Suit filed holding Sharad pawar responsible for Battle of Panipat,1526. Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim.
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